// HEADLINE (THIS STUFF HAPPENS ONCE ON LOAD)

$(document).ready(function(){
	
	$("#holder").animate({left: "150"}, 1000);
	$("#th").animate({opacity: "1"}, 1000);
	$("#whiteo").animate({opacity: "1"}, 1000);
	$("#ughts").animate({opacity: "1"}, 1000);
	$("#ughts").delay(1000).animate({opacity: "0"}, 2000);
	$("#th").delay(1000).animate({opacity: "0"}, 2000);
	
	$("#redo").delay(1000).animate({opacity:"1"}, 1000);
	$("#w").delay(4000).animate({opacity:"1"}, 3000);
	$("#r").delay(4000).animate({opacity:"1"}, 3000);
	$("#ds").delay(4000).animate({opacity:"1"}, 3000);
	$("#l").delay(5000).animate({width:"34"}, 1000).animate({opacity:"1"}, 1000);

	$("#whiteo").delay(5000).animate({opacity: "0"}, 2000);
	$("#w").delay(2000).animate({opacity:"0"}, 2000);
	$("#r").delay(2000).animate({opacity:"0"}, 2000);
	$("#l").delay(2000).animate({opacity:"0"}, 2000);
	$("#ds").delay(2000).animate({opacity:"0"}, 2000);
	$("#redo").delay(6000).animate({opacity:"0"}, 3000);
		return false;
		
	
	});



// SUBHEAD (THIS STUFF IS SET TO LOOP INFINITELY - THE 'EVERYTIME' FUNCTION LINE DOES THAT)